Wonder how Usain Bolt can run that fast and win all that gold and money? My mind tells me that deep in your heart you are saying "How I wish I can run like Usain Bolt and be famous and rich". Well, actually you can.
Two nights ago while I was sleeping, I was visited by a big guru who whispered in my ear the secret of Usain's success. He told me that every time Usain Bolt prepared himself on the starting block he would re-interpret the sound of the starting gun to be the sound of a vicious dog barking behind him. So he bolted as fast as he can to avoid being savaged by the dog. So almost on every occasion Usain Bolt bolts to a new record whether for 100m or 200m.
So for Malaysian athletes, in order not to infringe the intellectual property of Usain Bolt by imagining a savage dog, you can always imagine Ah Long debt collector chasing you with guns blazing. I am sure you can easily outdo Hussain's record by leaps and bound.
As a footnote, do you remember Armin Hary who won the 100m dash at 1960 Rome Olympic? On the starting block he kept telling himself "I'm in a hurry, I'm in hurry" and of course he rushed to the tape very fast indeed.
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Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteNice tip. But im not very sure whether it is workable. As far as i remember, Usain broke the WR in Olympics without trying too hard. I wander if he really run that calmly when chased by dogs hehe. And by the way, i love the way u write. Keep it up!
Dear Mr Ghani Selbi my friend,
ReplyDeleteThank you for such nice and encouraging words. Hope in future you can keep on leaving a few comments.
Best wishes to you