Friday, January 8, 2010

A Special Tip For Malaysian Athletes

Wonder how Usain Bolt can run that fast and win all that gold and money? My mind tells me that deep in your heart you are saying "How I wish I can run like Usain Bolt and be famous and rich". Well, actually you can.

Two nights ago while I was sleeping, I was visited by a big guru who whispered in my ear the secret of Usain's success. He told me that every time Usain Bolt prepared himself on the starting block he would re-interpret the sound of the starting gun to be the sound of a vicious dog barking behind him. So he bolted as fast as he can to avoid being savaged by the dog. So almost on every occasion Usain Bolt bolts to a new record whether for 100m or 200m.

So for Malaysian athletes, in order not to infringe the intellectual property of Usain Bolt by imagining a savage dog, you can always imagine Ah Long debt collector chasing you with guns blazing. I am sure you can easily outdo Hussain's record by leaps and bound.

As a footnote, do you remember Armin Hary who won the 100m dash at 1960 Rome Olympic? On the starting block he kept telling himself "I'm in a hurry, I'm in hurry" and of course he rushed to the tape very fast indeed.

2 comments:

  1. Dear Sir,

    Nice tip. But im not very sure whether it is workable. As far as i remember, Usain broke the WR in Olympics without trying too hard. I wander if he really run that calmly when chased by dogs hehe. And by the way, i love the way u write. Keep it up!

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  2. Dear Mr Ghani Selbi my friend,

    Thank you for such nice and encouraging words. Hope in future you can keep on leaving a few comments.

    Best wishes to you

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